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| Types Of Male Employees At The Urinal | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Excitable Male Employee - Shorts have twisted around. Cannot find hole. Rips
pants in rage. Sociable Male Employee - Joins friends in a leak rather than say he does not have to go, figures it does not cost anything. Crosseyed Male Employee - Looks into the urinal at right; pisses in one at center and flushes one at left. Timid Male Employee - Cannot urinate if anyone is looking. Flushes urinal pretending he has leaked. Sneaks back later. Nosey Male Employee - Attempts to see in other urinal to see how other is fixed. Indifferent Male Employee - All urinals are occupied, he leaks in sink. Clever Male Employee - No hands. Shows off by adjusting necktie. Worried Male Employee - Isn't sure what he has been into lately. Makes frenzied inspection. Frivolous Male Employee - Plays stream up and down and across urinal. Attempts to hit flies. This type never grows up. Absent-Minded Male Employee - Opens vest, takes out tie, pisses in his pants. Disgruntle Male Employee - Stands for awhile and gives up; walks out of room grumbling to himself. Sneaky Male Employee - Farts silently while leaking. Has pronounced control over farts. Has his fellow employees in stitches. Sloppy Male Employee - Telltale wet drops below fly. Never misses shoes. Usually walks out with fly open. Adjusts balls later. Childish Male Employee - Leaks directly into pool at bottom of urinal. Likes to hear the gurgling sound it makes. Patient Male Employee - Stands for an incredible length of time waiting. Some times reads paper with free hand. Efficient Male Employee - Waits until he has to shit. Does both at same time. |
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