Question: What is the truest definition of
Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving
a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American
doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a German, using Bill Gates' technology and you are probably
reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made
monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by
Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.
That, my friend, is
Globalization!
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