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| Barium - what you do when the patient dies Bunion - Paul's surname Cat Scan - when the Secret Service looks for Socks Cauterize - made eye contact with her Constipation - endangered feces Coronary - domesticated yellow bird D&C - where Washington is Dilate - to live a long time Enema - opposite of a friend Fibrillate - to tell a small lie Genital - non-Jew Hernia - pertaining to a female's knee Humerus - to tell us what we want to hear Intestine - currently taking an exam Node - was aware of Outpatient - a person who has fainted Ova - finished; done with Pap smear - to slander your father Pelvis - the evil twin of Elvis Paradox - two doctors Penis - someone who plays the piano Rectum - dang near killed him Sacrum - holy Seizure - Roman Emperor Sperm - to reject, look away from Urine - the opposite of "you're out!" White Count - the number of Caucasians |
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